A thread that isn't really about "Opinions on Arko Scent"

[Doc Dan]

Is it true that Arko is responsible for the "old people" smell? I heard it was true.

 

[Slock]

Is it true that Arko is responsible for the "old people" smell? I heard it was true.

That and Tabac.

 

[Scaramouche]

That and Tabac.

And the Veg. If you combine all three, you sort of get this:

Or this:

 

[timetofly]

Is it true that Arko is responsible for the "old people" smell? I heard it was true.

It begs the question. What's 20 foot long and smells like urine?

Spoiler

line dancers at a nursing home

 

[Chef455]

How's about we stop sniping at the old folks homes and consider taking some time to volunteer. Having spent a few years making sure that folks get fed in "nursing homes" (Skilled Nursing Facilities, ya' know where many people spend their final years once they can't take care of all their own needs) I'm a bit sensitive when it comes to the subject.

Love the thread, a bit put off by some recent posts. I'm certain no offense was intended.

 

[Owen Bawn]

Arko to start the week. Face lathered with a Simpsons Eagle 3 in Best, scraped off with my vintage Gillette red tip razor, and followed by some CeraVe moisturiser and 3 sprays of Boucheron. Lemon chased by lemon. Another perfect complement to Arko.

 

[Doc Dan]

Actually, I think Arko mixed with Stirling Lemon Glacial Chill might be a good thing.

 

[Owen Bawn]

Actually, I think Arko mixed with Stirling Lemon Glacial Chill might be a good thing.

Don't adulterate the Arko, man.

 

[timetofly]

Arko to start the week. Face lathered with a Simpsons Eagle 3 in Best, scraped off with my vintage Gillette red tip razor, and followed by some CeraVe moisturiser and 3 sprays of Boucheron. Lemon chased by lemon. Another perfect complement to Arko.

Great way to start the week!

 

[Owen Bawn]

I've found a perfect summer side hustle for @Mike M or another Arko hater looking to spend the summer in the west of Ireland. Maintaining public toilets in County Galway. Unlimited access to soaps, urinal cakes, and other resources alleged to smell like Arko.

 

[Mike M]

I've found a perfect summer side hustle for @Mike M or another Arko hater looking to spend the summer in the west of Ireland. Maintaining public toilets in County Galway. Unlimited access to soaps, urinal cakes, and other resources alleged to smell like Arko.
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Try doing that job yourself this summer and then come back here and tell me Arko doesn't smell like a public toilet!

 

[Owen Bawn]

Try doing that job yourself this summer and then come back here and tell me Arko doesn't smell like a public toilet!

 

[dockma]

It certainly has a LifeBuoy soap scent - i dont find it particularly offensive but it is a dated smell!

 

[lancre]

It certainly has a LifeBuoy soap scent - i dont find it particularly offensive but it is a dated smell!

Kind of an "old man" smell.

 

[Owen Bawn]

If @FarmerTan and I are "Arkonauts," then what should we call the haters? Choices below:

A. Arkonots
B. Arkonaughts

 

[Chef455]

B. Arkonaughts.

 

[Matchless]

If @FarmerTan and I are "Arkonauts," then what should we call the haters? Choices below:

A. Arkonots
B. Arkonaughts

C. Philistines

 

[KenM]

If @FarmerTan and I are "Arkonauts," then what should we call the haters? Choices below:

A. Arkonots
B. Arkonaughts

A. B has too many letters that don't do stuff.

 

[steveclarkus]

If @FarmerTan and I are "Arkonauts," then what should we call the haters? Choices below:

A. Arkonots
B. Arkonaughts

B

 

[FarmerTan]

A. B has too many letters that don't do stuff.

Though I agree with this in principle because it simplifies the spelling process, the artist in me must go with B., as it fully embraces the notion that the non- Arkolytes have "naught for branes."

My Secretary of State in the kingdom of Arkoland and I will discuss this in private and get back with my Royal Subjecks in due course. Carry on until we have made a decision, and please know that either A, B, or even C is considered proper terminology until a Royal Decree is announced!