A song about shaving

[cbalducc]

I've been thinking about lyrics to a song set to the tune of The Police's "King of Pain" called "King of Shaves". I know there's a company by that name, but I have no intention of publishing! Anyway, here are the first two lines:

There's a little blood spot on my chin today
It's the same old nick as yesterday

Can any of you think up other lines?

CKB

 

[wdwrx]

With a big badger brush
And a puck of Williams soap,
I have stood here before,
in front of the foggy mirror...

 

[wdwrx]

With the brush swirling in circles
My beard looks all ragged
and growing, it won't stop
I have stood hear before in front of the foggy mirror
I guess i'm always hoping that the the shave won't bring any pain
But it's my destiny to be shaven plain.

(Sorry, I've never written a song before, the lyrics are kings out of sync...)

 

[cbalducc]

There's a Clubman sitting on the second shelf
(There's my scent up there)
In the corner Skin Bracer all by itself
(There's my scent up there)
There's DE blades from the dollar store
(There's my scent up there)
They cut me so I won't buy any more
(There's my scent up there)