Here I was thinking this was going to be about shaving with mayo. Would have added a new element next time I shave my wife's legs 
Never heard of The Duke Mayo?
For a long time, it was a regional thing for the Southeast US.
But it is a miracle....my wife (before she turned vegan) hated MW, and we use only Hellman's, both normal mayo and their vegan version.Mayo is pretty much eggs and oil, so, its not muck of a stretch. Now, Miracle Whip might be a stretch...
Lucky I never seen a racoon here, as for the other bit. Sticks fingers in ears lalalalalalalala, not listeningIt is heinous. My wife uses a bit of it in her macaroni salad, with mayonnaise and mustard. Something about helping it adhere to the noodles. Whatever it is, its quite delicious.
I use the rest of the jar to repel raccoons.
Which is exactly why I like it. They use cider vinegar which adds that great tang.Just too vinegary