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[RichGem]

Dear Skklog,

Yesterday, I performed some terrible magic tricks for my nephew, as I am no magician. When the object disappeared, he said I made it "****-appear". Why would he say such a thing? Is Adam the real father of my nephew?

The implications and ramifications are far too grave even to consider!

 

[blackfoot]

Dear Skklog,

Yesterday, I performed some terrible magic tricks for my nephew, as I am no magician. When the object disappeared, he said I made it "****-appear". Why would he say such a thing? Is Adam the real father of my nephew?

 

[jadam318]

Dear Skklog,

Yesterday, I performed some terrible magic tricks for my nephew, as I am no magician. When the object disappeared, he said I made it "****-appear". Why would he say such a thing? Is Adam the real father of my nephew?

A glimpse into Adam's thoughts:

"Hmmm, what should I do with this? I could totally make jokes about Ray's sister (or sister in law), but that might seem less than gentlemanly. I could take the high road and just say "kids do that from time to time", but that could get my jesting privileges suspend. I could seek Matt's guidance, but he's been away for Thanksgiving for a couple of days. I shouldn't bug him with questions just yet. What options do I have left? Oh, I got it!"

 

[jadam318]

Dear Skklog,

Yesterday, I performed some terrible magic tricks for my nephew, as I am no magician. When the object disappeared, he said I made it "****-appear". Why would he say such a thing? Is Adam the real father of my nephew?

Nah. He just understands how much fun there is to be had when a little urine is involved.

 

[blackfoot]

A glimpse into Adam's thoughts:

"Hmmm, what should I do with this? I could totally make jokes about Ray's sister (or sister in law), but that might seem less than gentlemanly. I could take the high road and just say "kids do that from time to time", but that could get my jesting privileges suspend. I could seek Matt's guidance, but he's been away for Thanksgiving for a couple of days. I shouldn't bug him with questions just yet. What options do I have left? Oh, I got it!"

Nah. He just understand how much fun there is to be had when a little urine is involved.

Excellent choice. Your training is nearly complete.

 

[RichGem]

Excellent choice. Your training is nearly complete.

STILL waiting for that report.

 

[Swampfox]

Nah. He just understand how much fun there is to be had when a little urine is involved.

Well played!

 

[luvmysuper]

A glimpse into Adam's thoughts:

"Hmmm, what should I do with this? I could totally make jokes about Ray's sister (or sister in law), but that might seem less than gentlemanly. I could take the high road and just say "kids do that from time to time", but that could get my jesting privileges suspend. I could seek Matt's guidance, but he's been away for Thanksgiving for a couple of days. I shouldn't bug him with questions just yet. What options do I have left? Oh, I got it!"

Nah. He just understand how much fun there is to be had when a little urine is involved.

Good call Adam.
Matt would be proud.

 

[jadam318]

Thanks, guys. I just try to employ my education from time to time. (Thank you, Matt)

 

[Swampfox]

Dear Skklog,

Where are you? Our questions are being answered by Adam.

 

[gollum83]

Thanks, guys. I just try to employ my education from time to time. (Thank you, Matt)

You're welcome...

 

[blackfoot]

Dear Skklog,

Where are you? Our questions are being answered by Adam.

Him and Minxie went out into the Black Friday Madness with DrBob and his wife. Who knows if he made it.

 

[gollum83]

Him and Minxie went out into the Black Friday Madness with DrBob and his wife. Who knows if he made it.

Translation: Skklog and DrBob were dragged against their will into the madness that is Black Friday.

 

[blackfoot]

Translation: Skklog and DrBob were dragged against their will into the madness that is Black Friday.

There are some forces that even pure evil cannot contend with.

 

[Swampfox]

Him and Minxie went out into the Black Friday Madness with DrBob and his wife. Who knows if he made it.

If you don't here anything within 24 hours, send out a search party.

Translation: Skklog and DrBob were in drag at the madness that is Black Friday.

ftfy

 

[blackfoot]

If you don't here anything within 24 hours, send out a search party.



ftfy

First part: why?

Second part:

 

[Swampfox]

First part: why?

Second part:

Well, I thought you might have concern for DrBob.

 

[blackfoot]

Well, I thought you might have concern for DrBob.

Darth Blackfoot concerns himself with no one...Except Mrs. Blackfoot. After all, she feeds me.

 

[Swampfox]

Darth Blackfoot concerns himself with no one...Except Mrs. Blackfoot. After all, she feeds me.

So that would make her the power of the Dark Foot?

 

[blackfoot]

So that would make her the power of the Dark Foot?

The Empress herself.