A thread that isn't really about "Opinions on Arko Scent"

[Roy]

ARKO CREAM.....arko make shaving cream. Have any of you arko nuts tried it and how is performance compared tto the soap. I suspect it is not long lasting being a cream, so may not appeal to arko cheapskates!!!!

 

[Owen Bawn]

We could use the negating A prefix, but since English has a phobia about having two vowels together we can't say Aarko. We could say Anarko, however. A = no, as in atheist (no god) and amillennial (no millennium)

Amen.

 

[Scaramouche]

The confusion inherent in the decision to name the opposing schools of thought Arkonauts and Arkonaughts is what makes it so delightful. Imagine two men meeting:
"HI. Are you an Arkonaut?"
"Yeah. I hate the stuff."
"Huh?"
"Weren't you asking me if I'm an Arkonaught?"
"Yes, I thought I was. Are you an Arkonaut?"
"Sure. I just told you I'm an Arkonaught. Why do you keep asking?
"Because you said you hate Arko. Arkonauts love Arko."
"Well this one doesn't. I'm an Arkonaught, and I hate Arko."

But Who's on First!

 

[Owen Bawn]

But Who's on First!

That's right!

 

[Owen Bawn]

Arko smells like 100% genuine artificial lemon and I love it.

Genuine artificial. I love it. An authentic fake.

You, sir, are an Arkonaut!

 

[spacemonkey42]

I'm trying to think up something clever based on anarchist. Anarkoist?

That begs the question, is an Anarkoist for or against Arko? Do they want to fight against the reign of Arko or blow up everything else in favor of Arko??

 

[Owen Bawn]

I'm trying to think up something clever based on anarchist. Anarkoist?

That begs the question, is an Anarkoist for or against Arko? Do they want to fight against the reign of Arko or blow up everything else in favor of Arko??

I believe an anarkoist would be opposed to shaving altogether.

 

[Slock]

It has been successfully used - at least theoretically - as a repellent earlier in this thread, perhaps thousands of years ago, or maybe yesterday. But mostly to certain thread contributors and assorted wildlife in the Family Mustelidae. Or maybe armadillos.

I saw in another thread that Arko was being used to repel Brown Recluse spiders.

 

[Chef455]

I saw in another thread that Arko was being used to repel Brown Recluse spiders.

I saw in another thread that Arkonaughts were being used to feed giant Brown Recluse spiders.

 

[Mike M]

I saw in a thread that Arko can be used to repel groundhog's living under your house, the problem is you could end up with Bill Murray living there instead

 

[Slock]

I saw in a thread that Arko can be used to repel groundhog's living under your house, the problem is you could end up with Bill Murray living there instead

Or @FarmerTan and @Owen Bawn

 

[Scaramouche]

I saw in another thread that Arkonaughts were being used to feed giant Brown Recluse spiders.

Yep. Almost ready to release into the wild:

 

[Scaramouche]

And they were all volunteers! At least the ones who followed the "Free Arko!" signs into what we affectionately call "The Pit."

 

[Chef455]

And they were all volunteers! At least the ones who followed the "Free Arko" signs into what we affectionately call "The Pit."

 

[Slock]

Yep. Almost ready to release into the wild:

This spider would be no match for measly little stick of Arko.

 

[lancre]

The confusion inherent in the decision to name the opposing schools of thought Arkonauts and Arkonaughts is what makes it so delightful. Imagine two men meeting:
"HI. Are you an Arkonaut?"
"Yeah. I hate the stuff."
"Huh?"
"Weren't you asking me if I'm an Arkonaught?"
"Yes, I thought I was. Are you an Arkonaut?"
"Sure. I just told you I'm an Arkonaught. Why do you keep asking?
"Because you said you hate Arko. Arkonauts love Arko."
"Well this one doesn't. I'm an Arkonaught, and I hate Arko."

So which one is Abbot and which is Costello?

 

[Owen Bawn]

So which one is Abbot and which is Costello?

They both were Arkonauts. Or not.

 

[CoreyWoodmancy]

To me the scent isn’t bad it’s just unfortunate the scent we are familiar with that it resembles , if not for that it would just be a clean pleasant citrusy soap.

 

[Owen Bawn]

To me the scent isn’t bad it’s just unfortunate the scent we are familiar with that it resembles , if not for that it would just be a clean pleasant citrusy soap.

So you're saying that it smells like a clean and pleasant toilet?

 

[CoreyWoodmancy]

Haha that’s certainly the popular phrase , but I appreciate the soap and it’s a real classic in my book , hard to beat performance wise also!