When Chuck was born they slapped his mamma.
May 13, 2014 #1,042 DoctorShavegood "A Boy Named Sue" August West said: Chuck Norris kryptonite. Spoiler The Veg Click to expand... Shoot no...Norris drinks Veg for breakfast and farts Lilac in the evening.
August West said: Chuck Norris kryptonite. Spoiler The Veg Click to expand... Shoot no...Norris drinks Veg for breakfast and farts Lilac in the evening.
Jun 9, 2014 #1,044 xxvaleria Chuck Norris once chased Paul Bunyan all the way to the equator (Chuck takes VERY large steps), and Paul hasn't been seen since.
Chuck Norris once chased Paul Bunyan all the way to the equator (Chuck takes VERY large steps), and Paul hasn't been seen since.
Jun 10, 2014 #1,045 Doc4 Stumpy in cold weather Staff member Can God make a boulder so big that not even God can move it? I dunno, but if Chuck Norris makes a fist out of his left hand and a fist out of his right, and punches those two fists together ... what happens??
Can God make a boulder so big that not even God can move it? I dunno, but if Chuck Norris makes a fist out of his left hand and a fist out of his right, and punches those two fists together ... what happens??
Oct 15, 2014 #1,052 beowulf If Chuck Norris had entered The Matrix, it would have re-written itself into a chess program.
Aug 14, 2015 #1,058 muhleskinner We have some hard plastic chairs at work and one of them had a big gash/hole in the seat where it had obviously been punctured with something very sharp and tough. I put a Post-It note on the chair that said "Chuck Norris Farted Here."
We have some hard plastic chairs at work and one of them had a big gash/hole in the seat where it had obviously been punctured with something very sharp and tough. I put a Post-It note on the chair that said "Chuck Norris Farted Here."
Aug 15, 2015 #1,059 DoctorShavegood "A Boy Named Sue" When Chuck Norris does a flying kick, the Red Sea parts.