Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!

Discussion in 'The Clown House' started by DFrancis, Apr 19, 2010.

  1. I've edited the OP's post a bit so we can have a little clarity on this thread. This is to serve a repository for all thing Chuck Norris. Share your favorite quotes, jokes (keep it clean) and pics or anything that is related to the greatness that is Chuck Norris!!

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  2. Before the Boogyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris doesn't do Push-Ups, He pushes the Earth down
  3. Chuck Norris autograph
  4. "They say Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard, only another fist!" :lol:
  5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
  6. Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out...and then roundhouse kicked them through an oldsmobile :a13:

    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls :a47:
  7. ahh, yes, another epicwin fan! :thumbup1:

    and yes, I had a pair of those jeans when I was younger....
  8. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
  9. azmark

    azmark Moderator Emeritus

    I heard he just finished backwards.......underwater.
    And he paused at 1 and did this...
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  11. azmark

    azmark Moderator Emeritus

    I finally found out the meaning of the Clown House (besides bacon) is:
  12. azmark

    azmark Moderator Emeritus

    I tried....and failed.
  13. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
  14. Luc

    Luc Moderator Emeritus

  15. Mr. Scruffy

    Mr. Scruffy Moderator Emeritus Contributor

    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe.

    Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!"

    The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness.

    Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
  16. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  17. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  18. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar promptly exploded because one room cannot contain that much awesomeness.

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