When Chuck was born they slapped his mamma.
Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!
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Shoot no...Norris drinks Veg for breakfast and farts Lilac in the evening.
- Chuck Norris has a stunt double to do crying scenes.
Chuck Norris once chased Paul Bunyan all the way to the equator (Chuck takes VERY large steps), and Paul hasn't been seen since.
Can God make a boulder so big that not even God can move it?
I dunno, but if Chuck Norris makes a fist out of his left hand and a fist out of his right, and punches those two fists together ... what happens??
I dunno, but if Chuck Norris makes a fist out of his left hand and a fist out of his right, and punches those two fists together ... what happens??
The last time, all the dinosaurs went extinct.
Chuck Sez: "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
"I think, therefore I am...afraid of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris had entered The Matrix, it would have re-written itself into a chess program.
The flu has to get Chuck Norris shots.
"Hey... over here!"
We have some hard plastic chairs at work and one of them had a big gash/hole in the seat where it had obviously been punctured with something very sharp and tough.
I put a Post-It note on the chair that said "Chuck Norris Farted Here."
I put a Post-It note on the chair that said "Chuck Norris Farted Here."
When Chuck Norris does a flying kick, the Red Sea parts.
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