Chicken and Road Jokes
- Thread starter August West
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Strong crosswind.
A: Strong crosswind.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Col Sanders: Did I miss one?!?!?!
Col Sanders: Did I miss one?!?!?!
Q: Did you see that chicken cross the road?
A: Of course you didnt. He's a Ninja.
A: Of course you didnt. He's a Ninja.
Q: Why oh why did that chicken cross the road?
A: He wanted to pick up some Feathers for his open comb.
A: He wanted to pick up some Feathers for his open comb.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the opossum that it could be done.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
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