I thought a thread of old adages might be amusing. I'll start the ball rolling:
A keen tongue is no indication of a sharp mind.
A keen tongue is no indication of a sharp mind.
Wise old adages
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"If you shake the trees, be prepared to rake the leaves."
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Twain
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Always remember that you are completely unique... just like everyone else.
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim.
R.I.P. Jim Croce
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim.
R.I.P. Jim Croce
When I was in the Air Force a guy from Texas told me,
"The worst thing they can do is kill ya ,but they can't eat ya. That's against the law".
"The worst thing they can do is kill ya ,but they can't eat ya. That's against the law".
A Fusion user and his money are soon parted.
It's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter!
You're never to old to learn to shave with a straight.
Fool me once shame on you fool me twice I deserved it.
Possession is nine tenths of the law. - Linda Blair
I like G.W. Bush's version..."There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you can't get fooled again."
What did she do with the other tenth?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder (credit: my younger brother and countless other blokes)
This one is credited to my boyfriend's Grandmother who lives in Texas...
CLC, "How do you feel today Grandma?"
SL "Well, it feels like somebody spit at me and missed and sh*t at me and hit!"
CLC, "How do you feel today Grandma?"
SL "Well, it feels like somebody spit at me and missed and sh*t at me and hit!"
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
A DE in the hand is worth two Fusions on the shelf
What goes up, must come down!
What goes up - The Alan Parsons Project
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"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
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