That's right. It's supposed to be the el cheapo boar having a date with a top class soap!
I think your Simpson's brush will be very insulted that you expect him to perform at his best with the ugliest girl in the class!!
Ah, John - now I see why you have trouble with Williams. Let's get the genders clear: the CH-1/2S is most definitely a lady, and Williams is of the opposite persuasion. Can you imagine a lass smelling like he does? Don't you admire the elegant coiffure on the CH-1?
In my experience, young Miss CH-1 Simpson is far too well-mannered to sulk when Williams shows up on her dance card. She smiles and she dances. Perhaps she hopes than MWF or PSGT will be next, but she doesn't let on.
My shave this morning went like this: CH-1/2S + Williams + Mühle R89 + Lord Platinum + Speick splash = DFS.