Wife: When did you get that blue razor?
Me: Uhh...I've had it for a long time, just haven't used it in a while
Wife: It's really pretty.
Me:
Well, at least it's heavy enough to tenderize meat.
I could always go back to the HD on days when I need to validate my masculinity.
Me: Uhh...I've had it for a long time, just haven't used it in a while
Wife: It's really pretty.
Me:
Well, at least it's heavy enough to tenderize meat.
I could always go back to the HD on days when I need to validate my masculinity.