What's next, toga parties for Badgers!

[David in Boston]

Drunk badger disrupts traffic

BERLIN (Reuters) - A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road -- only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk. Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea. Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.

 

[SpyvSpy]

Cool a drunk badger.

 

[mdunn]

hehehe. that would be something worth seeing

 

[sparkchaser]

That's an awesome story. Thanks for posting.

 

[Carlin]

 

[glycerine]

Good thing it didn't have a blade! Ha ha! Get it, badger and bl-- nevermind.

 

[SpyvSpy]

great

 

[Monkeydad]

hehehe. that would be something worth seeing

Did you miss the part about badger diarrhea?

 

[trumpetchris]

So, how do brushes made from drunk badger compare to regular badger brushes? Is it a level past best badger? Are the hairs already charged with aftershave properties? haha

 

[David in Boston]

Good thing it didn't have a blade! Ha ha! Get it, badger and bl-- nevermind.