What is AD SAD RAD SSAD and ASAD?
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AD is acquisition disorder, general. You buy anything and everything
SAD is possibly soap acq. dis.
SRAD is straight razor acq. dis
and so on
if you spend much time here, you will contract one of these. They are highly virulent and spread through contact with your computer keyboard.
SAD is possibly soap acq. dis.
SRAD is straight razor acq. dis
and so on
if you spend much time here, you will contract one of these. They are highly virulent and spread through contact with your computer keyboard.
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oh.. I think I'm AD
AD-Aquisition Disorder
SCAD-Shaving Cream Aquisition Disorder
RAD-Razor Aquisition Disorder
SBAD-Shaving Brush Aquisition Disorder
ASAD-After Shave Aquisition Disorder
SSAD-Shaving Soap Aquisition Disorder
and SMAD-Shaving Mug Aquisition Disorder
In other words, I'm a BAD RAD CAD, and I can't decide if it makes me SAD or MAD!
SCAD-Shaving Cream Aquisition Disorder
RAD-Razor Aquisition Disorder
SBAD-Shaving Brush Aquisition Disorder
ASAD-After Shave Aquisition Disorder
SSAD-Shaving Soap Aquisition Disorder
and SMAD-Shaving Mug Aquisition Disorder
In other words, I'm a BAD RAD CAD, and I can't decide if it makes me SAD or MAD!
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SMAD is setting in too
A poor joke from three years ago that is just getting sadder and sadder?
Yep, its for sure. The longer you spend here the more of these you'll get. Just add whatever letters you want to the AD. 
I wonder when some drug company will make a pill for these disorders? 
I wonder when some drug company will make a pill for these disorders?
Proctor and Gamble did...It's called the Fusion, takes all the joy out of shaving.
I seem to bounce between ADs. I currently have SMAD, and also VSAD (Vintage Soap AD).
I wonder when some drug company will make a pill for these disorders?
Only counseling is available at this time, but be careful, many counselors are enablers in disguise!!!
You should be GLAD!
What is AD SAD RAD SSAD and ASAD?
This is the easy answer.
What is AD SAD RAD SSAD and ASAD?
The definition of the above goes much deeper.
It turns us into experts at smuggling contraband into our homes.
It turns us into slaves to our mail-carriers schedules.
It turns us into hoarders of more shaving supplies than you could use in a lifetime.
It turns us into targets of ridicule and scrutiny from our spouses.
It turns us into living in denial (which we are fully aware of.)
It turns us into faceturbators (oh the shame
)It turns us into bottle-sniffers in the middle of the afternoon (for no apparent reason other than you happen to be walking by your bathroom.
)It turns us into internet shopping-cart fillers (only never actually pushing the "Buy" button.)
Feel free to add to the list.
IT TURNS US INTO....
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Don't forget RBAD, razor blades. Enabled by the urge to have a large stockpile, and also by hearing of wonderful NOS blades of yesteryear, which last 6 times longer than those degenerate modern blades.
For me, SBAD, SSAD, and SMAD came and went, leaving me with just a bit more than I need. No interest in aftershaves or colognes at all. But RAD could come back at any time. Must be strong.
For me, SBAD, SSAD, and SMAD came and went, leaving me with just a bit more than I need. No interest in aftershaves or colognes at all. But RAD could come back at any time. Must be strong.
This is the easy answer.
What is AD SAD RAD SSAD and ASAD?
The definition of the above goes much deeper.
It turns us into experts at smuggling contraband into our homes.
It turns us into slaves to our mail-carriers schedules.
It turns us into hoarders of more shaving supplies than you could use in a lifetime.
It turns us into targets of ridicule and scrutiny from our spouses.
It turns us into living in denial (which we are fully aware of.
It turns us into faceturbators (oh the shame
It turns us into bottle-sniffers in the middle of the afternoon (for no apparent reason other than you happen to be walking by your bathroom.
It turns us into internet shopping-cart fillers (only never actually pushing the "Buy" button.)
Feel free to add to the list.
IT TURNS US INTO....
....antique mall browsers/magnets. (you will not be able to just drive by, do you know what you may be passing up, OMG that item you were looking for is sitting right there and you drove by, turn around, turn around,turn around!)
I'm half-browser. On my mother's side.
+1
When you plan your vacation, you book your hotel according to the antique mall guide.
Yep all of them! I see my psychotherapist once a week!
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING!
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING!
What's your psychotherapist's favorite set-up?
No one is immune!
Resistance is futile.
Heaven
It turns us into experts at smuggling contraband into our homes.
Only been at this for a few months and been caught twice already!!!
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