The Weirdest Shave That Ever Was!!!

[BreakingBad]

I just shaved with an Electric, DE, and Cartridge Razor in the same shave while listening to Octopus Garden by The Beatles . It was nice to see the pros and cons, even if my face took a beating . Needless to say, I wouldn't recommend trying this. So that brings me to the question, What has been your weirdest shave ever?

 

[cantkillkoolaid]

I shaved a lion once...he returned the favor.

 

[amspratt]

On a month long expedition in the Amazon I stumbled across a tribe of indigenous peoples who invited me to a feast with their queen. Feeling as though I should be well shaved for the experience I fashioned a razor from raw volcanic obsidian, used the pulp of mangoes as a shave cream, lathered with hair from native south american boars, and got a BBS with only three passes. The queen was so impressed with my MacGuyver like ingenuity and superb shave that she offered me half her kingdom, in addition to her daughter, on the spot. Unfortunately my alarm went off, so I woke up and shaved with a fatboy.

 

[Burlynate]

On a month long expedition in the Amazon I stumbled across a tribe of indigenous peoples who invited me to a feast with their queen. Feeling as though I should be well shaved for the experience I fashioned a razor from raw volcanic obsidian, used the pulp of mangoes as a shave cream, lathered with hair from native south american boars, and got a BBS with only three passes. The queen was so impressed with my MacGuyver like ingenuity and superb shave that she offered me half her kingdom, in addition to her daughter, on the spot. Unfortunately my alarm went off, so I woke up and shaved with a fatboy.

I believe you meant to post that in the "The Weirdest Shave That Never Was!!!" thread

 

[amspratt]

I believe you meant to post that in the "The Weirdest Shave That Never Was!!!" thread

Have you ever shaved after having a disturbing dream about meeting a jungle queen? The weirdness carries over.