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Old Hippie

Somewhere between 61 and dead
My mother was one for peanut butter and sweet pickles, but only on well buttered toast. (shrug)

I've had saltines a lotta ways but I think the best one is one of the easiest: saltines and peanut butter. The secret is good peanut butter (which I think of as Adams). A bit more work but also good, peanut butter with crispy crumbled bacon mixed in.

And a beer if the circumstances allow.

O.H.
 
Saltene cracker story: Years ago, a co-worker picked up his lunch every day on the way to work. It was a single serve pack of Lance saltine crackers, a can of Armor potted meat, and a Mountain Dew. This guy had a saltshaker at work and would literally turn the potted meat white with salt after he spread it on the cracker. He ate it every day. Why he didn't have a stroke, I have no idea. Never seen him eat anything healthy, ever.
Love armor potted meat and crackers but couldn’t imagine putting salt on it. Chalula is good though

I like saltines with a slice of good cheddar. Saltines will go with just about anything, though. On a road trip, saltines and potted meat will keep you going.
Both are great options

And let's not forget that old favourite, a quarter round slice of balogna on a saltine with a smear of mustard.
Never put mustard on mine but would use American or cheddar cheese

With a pad of cool butter.:thumbup1:
Though you’d have to be careful grabbing the country crock container at my grandma’s house. Might have ended up like one of my cousins. Eating lard instead of margarine
 

Old Hippie

Somewhere between 61 and dead
Might have ended up like one of my cousins. Eating lard instead of margarine

Back in the '70s I remember finding a product at Safeway improbably named "Imitation Margarine." On investigating the label I found that it was composed of lard, salt and annatto food colouring. It was also incredibly cheap. So there ya go; random memory of the day.

Actually, putting some asiento on a saltine doesn't sound bad. Ground pork shoulder and back fat rendered together and not strained, seasoned with garlic and salt. I make it occasionally and put it up in 125ml jars in the freezer.

O.H.
 

Old Hippie

Somewhere between 61 and dead
The hard part is stopping before you run out.

Guess that's truth. Be a lot easier to just stop when you run out. :)

I found a little tool I was working on a few years ago. As an occasional knifemaker I sometimes think up a good reason to go ruin some steel. :) Anyhow, a certain kind of folding knife that can be opened one-handed. I designed a blade for it that has a spatula-like end, with an integral bottle opener just ahead of the handle. I put the project on the shelf when a little research revealed that style of knife (even if it's not sharp and is intended as a "cooking tool") is wildly illegal in Canada. Oops.

But I found that blade yesterday and realized there's an easy way to make it a fixed blade knife. Might pursue that.

O.H.
 

Tirvine

ancient grey sweatophile
Guess that's truth. Be a lot easier to just stop when you run out. :)

I found a little tool I was working on a few years ago. As an occasional knifemaker I sometimes think up a good reason to go ruin some steel. :) Anyhow, a certain kind of folding knife that can be opened one-handed. I designed a blade for it that has a spatula-like end, with an integral bottle opener just ahead of the handle. I put the project on the shelf when a little research revealed that style of knife (even if it's not sharp and is intended as a "cooking tool") is wildly illegal in Canada. Oops.

But I found that blade yesterday and realized there's an easy way to make it a fixed blade knife. Might pursue that.

O.H.
But you have to run out to stop, try to run out of both at the same time. Once you get into a rhythm, if you just run out of crackers, you end up looking for other things to butter. If you run out of butter first, then you must resort to peanut butter to finish the sleeve of crackers. Of course, that leads to, "Why is there a knife in this half jar of peanut butter? I need a spoon."
 
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