The Moustache Game
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is it bad that i've grown more than 5 of those and i'm only 25? 
I enjoy this one: http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
Do you guys know of any site where you can upload a photo of yourself and try out different moustaches?
It's not that bad. I've grown at least four of these and I'm only 23. I counted a possible seven, but most of these are size variations on a theme. Once you have grown a Dandy mustache, it is not that long before you have a Bastardo (pardon my Spanishis it bad that i've grown more than 5 of those and i'm only 25?
Bueller?), and from there the width increases so now you have a Belgian Dip with handles as thin as the dandy. You think "well this will never work" and you try patting the handles down. Presto: you have bug grips. So you eventually go back to one of the aforementioned curly styles, as a Fu Manchu will not work for, only to realize its gotten frizzy, so now you have this weird combo Mercury Ringmaster stache. Of course the final logical step after people are referring to you as a Circus Ringmaster (unprovoked, having never seen this chart) is to think "ah what the hey" and apply enough mustache wax to become a surrealist. After you've dilentantley dabbled in Dali a triumvariate of your own common sense, modern day fashion, and the pleas/protests of your loved ones convene and decide it is time to shave the mustache.
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Strumpet's Delight
Sadly, the Ron Jeremy was missing from that lineup.
Here's to The Belgian Dip.
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