The luxury club

[Stubblefield]

I'd like to be a member, but the washroom really needs to get more candy.

I'm trying to cut down on candies with trans-fats, but I'll order up some good-n-plenty and some Junior Mints.

 

[An Traein Dubh]

I'm trying to cut down on candies with trans-fats, but I'll order up some good-n-plenty and some Junior Mints.

I'll just take a comb and a splash of Clubman please.

 

[Senshi]

I'm a big fan of Solani 779...

 

[Stubblefield]

I'll just take a comb and a splash of Clubman please.

I keep The Veg hidden . . . don't want to be scaring off the new members.

 

[Antique Hoosier]

Those guys pictured in the brochure for The Luxury Club, "The Club within The CLUB" look like they might wear Sansabelt slacks. I can't belong to the Luxury Club until this is verified. Looks like a whole lot of Polyester or at least Poly/Cotton blends in that promo shot. Could someone find out for certain?

 

[SirRoy]

Grand!

Welcome

 

[SirRoy]

I qualify, but only as washroom attendant. I do offer up a nice variety of lozenges, aftershave, and gum.

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Welcome i like some candy

 

[SirRoy]

I'd like to be a member, but the washroom really needs to get more candy.

Welcome

 

[SirRoy]

Could you please keep down the racket?

I'm reading the financial secton...

you are welcome can you give us some finacial advice champ

 

[SirRoy]

you are welcome can you give us some finacial advice champ whe are in need of more money the club needs some paint work.

 

[SirRoy]

I'm In! Honey Whisky on the rocks please.

welcome

 

[SirRoy]

I'm a man...I can change...if I have to...I guess.
I'm in.

Welcome

 

[SirRoy]

I'll join the poker game in a minute...I'm finishing my beer now.

welcome

 

[SirRoy]

Can I get my ice freshened up.

Welcome im sorry it takes so long

 

[SirRoy]

I'm a big fan of Solani 779...

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welcome

 

[Landri]

Ok... if you put a bottle of aged Pisco on the bar I will join right away!