Talc? You have to be kidding

Justso · May 25, 2006

Ok shavemeisters, for those of you fellers who THOUGHT you had everything.I was cruising menessentials and there was a big banner ad on their website for scrotum talc. :ihih:

And to top it off, what's the brand name on it? "Balla"

Maybe since Joel is the master reviewer, he can be the guinea pig on this project. The Badger & Blade Scrotum Talc challenge. :thumbup:

Pretty soon, on the SOTD pictorials, we're gonna start seeing "Balla" sack powder on the table.

Balla Scrotum Talc @ Men Essentials

Come on, you know you wanna try it..It's scented!!

:ciappa:

Kyle · May 25, 2006

If Joel does review it, I would like to request that he skip the pictorial.

With The Grain · May 25, 2006

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mrob · May 25, 2006

This is all troubling on so many levels.

Harkonnendog · May 25, 2006

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome...

The dreaded "bat wing" syndrome?!? *** is that? What if I have it and don't even know?

Cutthroat · May 25, 2006

A custom product for scrot sweat. Thats taking things to an all new extreme. Please spare us the reviews of how this tames the gamey smell of ones wedding tackle.

Justso · May 25, 2006

Harkonnendog said:
The dreaded "bat wing" syndrome?!? *** is that? What if I have it and don't even know?

Which is more the reason why you need to buy it and try it! What if you do indeed have "bat-wing syndrome"? Maybe this is like hurricane prevention, stocking up on supplies to fortify the fort.

I mean, after all, you could be walking around with bat-wing syndrome and not know it until it's too late. Act now friend, while you still have time. :a20:

joel · May 25, 2006

Harkonnendog said:
The dreaded "bat wing" syndrome?!? *** is that? What if I have it and don't even know?

LOL - *Warning - proceeding link is to outside source the "urban dictionary" and within said definition explicit language can be posted* Definition #3 looks like the reference in question.

JakAHearts · May 25, 2006

I dunno about the rest of things, but anti-monkey butt powder is a LIFE SAVER when it comes to riding motocross. That, combined with some nice underarmor boxer briefs is the ultimate in comfort.

htownmmm · May 25, 2006

the world has 2 b coming 2 an end when someone somewhere is actually selling 'scrotum' powder. i know the 'net is great for finding products u want, but if u need this one, why tell anyone.? Men essentials has lost ANY chance of EVER selling me anything-just knowing any funds spent there will go into R & D for the ' new , improved' version of balla powder causes me to shudder.

Marty

JMT · May 25, 2006

I thought this is what Gold Bond was for.

rtaylor61 · May 25, 2006

Jim Thompson said:
I thought this is what Gold Bond was for.

Or baby powder.

Randy

roughrider · May 25, 2006

So who's going to step up and review this product? :biggrin:

rtaylor61 · May 25, 2006

roughrider said:
So who's going to step up and review this product?

I'll stay with my Johnson & Johnson Lavender Baby Powder...it's a great "all over" body talc.

Randy

guenron · May 26, 2006

This is merely another example of man not learning from his history. I would suggest you look at this authentic product before you think SCROTUM powder is being sold to only titillate the senses..

rtaylor61 · May 26, 2006

Ron,

There's a tin that you want to proudly display on the bathroom counter!

Randy

guenron · May 26, 2006

I wonder if it's good for corporals and sergeants too? I have found the HeavenlyHarvestInc products, to be very good. They make a Country Gent aftershave bracer that is delightful to use.

Kyle · May 26, 2006

guenron said:
I wonder if it's good for corporals and sergeants too? I have found the HeavenlyHarvestInc products, to be very good. They make a Country Gent aftershave bracer that is delightful to use.

The most fascinatingly graphic part is that it comes with a powder puff. :biggrin:

Austin · May 26, 2006

I second Kyle and request no pictures with the review.

guenron · May 26, 2006

While my imagination could run wild with "bat wing syndrome" I really wanted an authoritative definition. I was unable to find anything on the URBAN Dictionary, so I sought out the infinite knowledge of the BLOGOSPHERE. I was not disappointed and found these fascinating entries. For those of you disparaging this research, just remember we had a two or three day thread on how one handles ones cajas vacías.