Sure, the future was supposed to bring us flying cars, truly instant gourmet dinners and, most importantly, spherical televisions. I can live without a flying car, enjoy the process of making a quality dinner and so don't have much use for instant food but where ... oh where ... are the goddamn spherical televisions? If I'm supposed to set up a futuristic spy den like "Tiger" Tanaka in "You Only Live Twice," I'm gonna need some spherical televisions, two of them to be precise. They're gonna need to hang from the ceiling and broadcast feeds of anyone trying to impregnate my den. I've got the mid-century modern task chair, the skinny mod suit with impeccably folded pocket square and the tie clip ... one million dollars seems about the right price to defuse an atomic bomb that threatens to trigger the mutually assured destruction of atomic war. I'm ready dammit ... now if I could only find those two televisions.
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