The thread with the simalar name inspired to do something wierd tommorrow - im probably gonna shave using my super speed, a gillette 7 o'clock, and butter - i'll let you know how it goes
Shaves like butter
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Go for it, but it sounds like you're about to head down a slippery slope that will lead to razoburn. 
Here is a list of all the random, weird stuff this thread made me think.
- Reminds me of a guy I saw on a TV show once, who used motor oil as personal lubricant.
- It also reminds me of Kramer from that Seinfeld episode where he sunburns after using butter as a tanning lotion. You're gonna smell like a basted turkey!
- Margarine is so much less fattening. You're going to have a fat face.
- Can we all call you "Skillet Face" from now on?
- Are you going to apply it in stick form? Brush it on?! Rub it in?
- What kind of brush would be best for lathering butter?
- Would trap-grease work too?
- Are you going to consume the butter you don't use?
- Can I amend my earlier question and instead call you Butter Face, and then every one can ask "Oh, do you call Sanders 'Butter Face' because everything looks good but 'er face?" and we can respond "No, Sanders just really likes his dairy products..."?
- If you decide against using it again, will you put it up on the B/S/T?
- Why you gotta steal other people's ideas?
- I wonder if it would go with Ogallala Bay Rum.
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tell us what happen!
Don't forget to use the Windex for aftershave....
spread, stick, spray or squirt bottle?
use a scuttle so it will get all warm and mushy so youll have hot lather
use a scuttle so it will get all warm and mushy so youll have hot lather
and dont go sunbaking right after, or you'll cook!
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