The "man" and Gillette banning all quality shaving supplies and forcing all men to shave with strange chemical goo and 12 blade cartridges that cost $20 a piece. I am slowly stocking up for this eventuality.
Not to be confused with the personal shavepocalypse = when "they" discontinue your favorite blade/cream/soap or other consumable shave product, or reformulate it in such a way that it may as well be discontinued.
If the internet is a series of tubes (NOT trucks, RIP Ted Stevens), think of the blue pages of this website as a well-camouflaged bunker and each bulk purchase of favorite blades potentially the last case of tinned peaches in the whole wide world.