Secure storage option for Shavepocalypse

[Agravic]

It's horrific to think about the disastrous consequences of shavepocalypse - worldwide blade shortages, deterioration of potmetal products, inferior quality reformulated goop, crime sprees initiated by desperate shave aficionados and such - one can never be too prepared. Add to that the unpredictable nature of the elements - humidity, fire, storms. I was pondering safe storage options for my growing stockpile of shaving 'necessities' i.e. wasting time instead of doing more useful things. This unit caught my eye ...


1 1/2" solid steel door
1 " solid steel body
chip carbide hard plate
high-security push button lock
extra fire protection
10 cubic feet of storage

the ultimate in protection for all things valuable
$16000.00

In these uncertain times, one could rationalize such measures ... now explaining this to the SWMBO ... .

 

[Seraphim]

Is it zombie proof? It doesn't mention zombies, which needs to be first on the list. Unshaved undead....the shavepocalypse ain't no walk in the park...

 

[Griffo]

Does your hair still grow if you are one of the undead ? Never seen a zombie shave ?

I love the safe by the way, I can hear tubs of RazoRock XXX telling me to buy them and keep them safe.

 

[the beav]

Nice safe, but you forgot the most likely scenario: the banks implode and you only have three blades left.

 

[SteveWY]

I think that may work. But in the event of the real Shavepocalypse - No-blade-to-arm-and-get-it-on we will need our safes to have ventilation, lighting and plumbing systems so we can get inside and shave!

 

[lowjax]

Shouldn't it be partially filled with guns and ammo to protect your supply?

 

[zethreal]

Shouldn't it be partially filled with guns and ammo to protect your supply?

Heck no! They make gun safes for that... Do you really think there's room for shaving gear AND guns in there? that's only 10 cubic feet of storage... that's hardly enough for all the shaving stuff you need for the Shavepocalypse.

 

[Agravic]

Heck no! They make gun safes for that... Do you really think there's room for shaving gear AND guns in there? that's only 10 cubic feet of storage... that's hardly enough for all the shaving stuff you need for the Shavepocalypse.

Very true. Perhaps I should be thinking 'outside of the box' and consider the options of a 'secure, self-contained, compound' stocked with all amenities to support the wet-shaving life.

 

[Seraphim]

My shave den for the shavepocalypse:

The best defense is a good offense.

 

[BeeSeeDub]

There is a submarine base in Norway for sale...

http://realestate.aol.com/blog/2012/06/07/norway-submarine-military-base-up-for-sale/

 

[oc_in_fw]

There is a submarine base in Norway for sale...

http://realestate.aol.com/blog/2012/06/07/norway-submarine-military-base-up-for-sale/

I wouldn't mind that. Being military, is is going to be built strong. The slip would make a nice pool.

 

[Seraphim]

I wouldn't mind that. Being military, is is going to be built strong. The slip would make a nice pool.

Aside from the 33 degree Norwegian water...

 

[Mark1966]

Sorry, not big enough, see here.

 

[JoshuaNY]

You may want to invest in underground storage

 

[Mark1966]

You may want to invest in underground storage

Now THAT is more like it!

 

[oc_in_fw]

Aside from the 33 degree Norwegian water...

Well, it might close any weepers you get during shaving

 

[Deltaboy]

I store alll my stuff in one Dresser Drawer and my blades in John Deere Tins I have gotten over the years.

 

[Seraphim]

Here a vid of me accessing my shave storage area:

 

[oc_in_fw]

Here a vid of me accessing my shave storage area:

Missed it by that much.