SCIENCE: How to get the perfect shave
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This is like a time I was asked about a certain legislative body and what was the problem with the group. "What is the problem with..."
I replied with, "They are breathing? If you ask an open ended question, I must give you the first order answer that encompasses the issue in its entirety!"
Now to this video.
I was out after 45 seconds because I have seen Gillette's commercials and they are done better.
He contradicted himself with the DE razor and then endorsed the 3 blade.
I know this sounds callous but he is conditioned and may be an individual whose mentality is less than the sum of its parts.
I replied with, "They are breathing? If you ask an open ended question, I must give you the first order answer that encompasses the issue in its entirety!"
Now to this video.
I was out after 45 seconds because I have seen Gillette's commercials and they are done better.
He contradicted himself with the DE razor and then endorsed the 3 blade.
I know this sounds callous but he is conditioned and may be an individual whose mentality is less than the sum of its parts.
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There isn't enough bandwidth on B&B to list the number of problems with this guy.
Almost every single statement as he listed razors and products had some part of the statement which was wrong.
His technique was horrible with ATG as a first pass.
He repeatedly shaved areas with no shaving cream.
He states that his hair "grew back faster" with the 3 blade, which in normal human speak means that the 2 blade shave was closer than the 3 blade shave.
Finally, and probably most significant, he referred to himself as a "manly man".
Almost every single statement as he listed razors and products had some part of the statement which was wrong.
His technique was horrible with ATG as a first pass.
He repeatedly shaved areas with no shaving cream.
He states that his hair "grew back faster" with the 3 blade, which in normal human speak means that the 2 blade shave was closer than the 3 blade shave.
Finally, and probably most significant, he referred to himself as a "manly man".
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Sad thing is, that's probably better than most guys shave routine...
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Why does he waste half a can of Barbasol just to prove he is using the same amount both times?
cuz he nows hw 2 do scienz
Going into.... HULK MOOOODEE!! But seriously, this guy is honestly better than a lot out there. Sadly.
He blinded himself with SCIENCE 
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To me it looks like this was done for a school project or something judging by the "hypothesis" and "conclusion" etc
Either that or it's a joke lol
Either that or it's a joke lol
I actually like the first song of the video. I remember growing up on Journey tunes. The video itself... 
So many problems, the biggest being using Journey as the soundtrack.
I don't see a lot of science there, unless he's using the Pond's institute methods, which amounts to '8 out of 10 cats said their owner's preferred it' with insertion of made meaningless technobabble.
And a distinct absence of White coats. Has the lad learnt nothing from toothpaste commercials?
I don't see a lot of science there, unless he's using the Pond's institute methods, which amounts to '8 out of 10 cats said their owner's preferred it' with insertion of made meaningless technobabble.
And a distinct absence of White coats. Has the lad learnt nothing from toothpaste commercials?
Yep, I hate when I get soap on my "Shaving Hoodie".
That's not science... This is science!
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