Robbers
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lol
razor blade hail storm.
self defense Your Honor..
self defense Your Honor..
Grab my....
Wallet? No..
Shave gear? no..
Colt? Priceless....
Wallet? No..
Shave gear? no..
Colt? Priceless....
I always sleep with a straight razor under the pillow...
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My dilemma, 12 gauge or 40 cal?
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I'd let them take the wallet.
I can cancel the Credit Cards 2 minutes after they leave, and get a dup Drivers License tomorrow, but I've got more than 5 grand worth of items in my Razors Collection.
The loss of those would be the real crime.
I think I'd take a bullet before I let them walk out with my collection.
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That's what I call a den!
I just walked through mine and calculated $650. I've been doing this for 9 months.. I have no idea where I came up with that kind of money..
And i've got $150 of razors, soaps, and blades coming in. I'm also hoping to place an order for a brush by Sunday and for a couple hundred more blades. I'll hit the 1k mark before I know it. I'll have the most expensive den for a teenager
(Mom and Dad paid for 1/3 of the den with allowance/bday/celebration, the rest I made, so don't assume i'm a spoiled brat
)My birthdays coming up... i've got a simpson, rooney, and shavemac on my list. And I think I may have my older brother convinced in to replating my red tip in GOLD
The serious replies - Colt, et. al. - are much more legitimate than the question itself merits.
I choose 100 lbs of Bulldog/Mastiff cross, love my puppy-dog.
The real answer is they'll meet up with 16 rounds of .40 cal from a Glock 22 and a visious attack cat.
Bag em and tag em.
Bag em and tag em.
I wasn't sure if you meant vicious or viscous.
If it's the latter and not the former, I use this;
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They can have my straight-razor. As I hand it over, I'll slash their bloody wrists with it.
They can have my wallet.
I'm broke from buying razors anyway.
If they get all my gear, I'd have to shave with a cart and goo.
No thanks. Take the wallet, the goo is a worse fate.
I'm broke from buying razors anyway.
If they get all my gear, I'd have to shave with a cart and goo.
No thanks. Take the wallet, the goo is a worse fate.
Now we're just getting silly....
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Am I the only one here struggling to understand why anybody would break-in to try and steal my razors?
All I have is a few 40/50 year old razors. Most people that come to my house and use my bathroom just look at me really oddly and wonder why I keep a load of old tat around the place.
Now if it was my HiFi, that would be a different matter ...........
All I have is a few 40/50 year old razors. Most people that come to my house and use my bathroom just look at me really oddly and wonder why I keep a load of old tat around the place.
Now if it was my HiFi, that would be a different matter ...........
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