Ahh, grow a beard, it is easier. Haha.
When you grow a beard, all you need is a Wahl Detailer, use a combination of the bare blade, as well as the guide combs to trim the beard down, and you are golden. If you have a wiry/scratchy beard, then use beard balm, comb it in, both conditions and styles the beard, what more could you want? At least you won't deal with weepers.