Not that I've ever ordered any of the stuff we see on mini infomercials, but there is a current hype that just galls me. It goes something like this:
But wait, act now and we'll send you a second gizmo for free!
Just pay separate shipping and handling.
Now maybe it's just me, but it seems that the guy throwing one pair of miracle product in the box, taping it shut and slapping on the address label could just as easily grab two items from the shelf and throw them both in the same box etc.
Usually the products are small enough and light enough that postage for two would be the same as for the one. With that in mind, I wonder if how they'd respond to the following phoned-in offer.
Hello, I'm calling to order two of your super duper what's its. I'm on my cell phone right outside your shipping point. May I come in and buy them directly to avoid shipping and handling? I don't mind stepping into your warehouse and grabbing the items from the shelf myself. What is the cost please?
So who's being fooled by these extra fees? Granted, this is a small peeve, but for the life of me I just don't get it.
But wait, act now and we'll send you a second gizmo for free!
Just pay separate shipping and handling.
Now maybe it's just me, but it seems that the guy throwing one pair of miracle product in the box, taping it shut and slapping on the address label could just as easily grab two items from the shelf and throw them both in the same box etc.
Usually the products are small enough and light enough that postage for two would be the same as for the one. With that in mind, I wonder if how they'd respond to the following phoned-in offer.
Hello, I'm calling to order two of your super duper what's its. I'm on my cell phone right outside your shipping point. May I come in and buy them directly to avoid shipping and handling? I don't mind stepping into your warehouse and grabbing the items from the shelf myself. What is the cost please?
So who's being fooled by these extra fees? Granted, this is a small peeve, but for the life of me I just don't get it.