A thread that isn't really about "Opinions on Arko Scent"

[steveclarkus]

Arko smells no closer to Ivory Soap than it does to a urinal cake.

There, I've said it.

As I have many times as well. Same scent as Williams and I never hear complaining about that. I must admit I’ve never smelled an unused urinal cake though. Perhaps some have taken to peeing on their Arko and that has resulted in all this confusion.

 

[Scaramouche]

Arko smells no closer to Ivory Soap than it does to a urinal cake.

There, I've said it.

No truer words ever spoken!

 

[Jubejubilee]

Now that you guys mention it, ever noticed how Ivory kinda smells like urinal cakes a bit?

 

[musicman1951]

Who would have thunk back in March that a thread about the stink . . . er, odor . . . er, smell of Arko could reach 54 pages?

 

[Owen Bawn]

Who would have thunk back in March that a thread about the stink . . . er, odor . . . er, smell of Arko could reach 54 pages?

100 pages or bust!

 

[Owen Bawn]

Now that you guys mention it, ever noticed how Ivory kinda smells like urinal cakes a bit?

I figured someone would eventually bring this up.

 

[snowman]

Arko smells like victory.

 

[Scaramouche]

Arko smells like victory.

Actually, I think you may be on to something there....

 

[Owen Bawn]

Actually, I think you may be on to something there....

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Victory at Sea!

 

[snowman]

If Arko was around in 1314 its the scent Robert The Bruce would have inhaled after the battle of Bannockburn; blood, sweat, tears, and Arko.

 

[Mike M]

Is it too late to edit the post? For posterity?

And now we're back to posteriors again

 

[Mike M]

We need to establish a committee to establish a plan to move this important thread to 2000 posts and beyond. We are clearly discussing a topic of critical importance.

Do you really think there is enough controversy over the smell of urinal pucks Arko to get this thread to 2000 posts?

 

[Scaramouche]

And now we're back to posteriors again

The alternative being the ventral surface of the organisms in question, given the gauntlet thrown for the verisimilitude of Arko to a urinal puck facing same....

 

[Mike M]

My wife just asked me what I accomplished today. I didn't lie. I said "Well, I got the Arko scent thread on the B&B discussion board over the 1000 post mark."

If I said that to my OH she'd have me committed

 

[Mike M]

d/ Arko! Myths And Conspiracy Theories Task Force. In which wicked and discredited ideas (urinal pucks) are further disparaged by solid evidence.

I'm up for the myths and conspiracy theories task force, as Elvis said to me on his 86th birthday he used Arko to shave his sideburns and that was all it took for nobody to recognize him for the next 44 years

 

[thombrogan]

Very plausible. YMMV stands for Your Muttonchops Must Vanish and ARKO! is a great soap for helping that happen.

 

[Alum Ladd]

I'm up for the myths and conspiracy theories task force, as Elvis said to me on his 86th birthday he used Arko to shave his sideburns and that was all it took for nobody to recognize him for the next 44 years

Outstanding! True grit. Unlike Arko! of course, which is like a firm white buttah, or some artisanal hard cheese, sold for absurdly high amounts to those with more money than sense. Unlike Arko!, which is very fairly priced.

 

[TonyN]

I have a stick of Arko that I grated and put in a bowl. Probably haven't touched it in the past 6 years...that's how little I like the scent.

 

[steveclarkus]

I have a stick of Arko that I grated and put in a bowl. Probably haven't touched it in the past 6 years...that's how little I like the scent.

Probably not much scent left.

 

[Alum Ladd]

The first news footage of the recent shocking incident which disrupted the 2021 regional junior Arko! bowl mix lathering quarter finals.

No organisation has so far claimed responsibility.