Kissed by a lemon and ravaged by an urinal puck!
A thread that isn't really about "Opinions on Arko Scent"
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I don't get it. It.smells like soap. What's wrong with that. It may smell like a urinal puck. I disagree. But to each his own. It dose smell like pee.
There are 42 pages on this topic?? It's inexpensive soap, that's what it smells like. I don't mind spending a little more.
You my friend are about 10 Arko shaves away from being a true Arkolyte.
To reach that number, he may need to cut off his nose, first!
Haters gonna hate, right @Owen Bawn ?To reach that number, he may need to cut off his nose, first!
Matter/Antimatter. DON'T DO IT!Ima ask a mod to shut down this gongshow before it gets out of hand.
A recent mention of using Arko with The Veg was the last straw.
He's got a good argument, @SharpieB ....think twice before ruining civilization as we know it!
Mr Scaramouche is known far and wide as one of the wisest men in all of Arkoland.
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Owen Bawn
Garden party cupcake scented
People are desperate to open up on this topic, that has for too long been considered taboo. The loneliness and the sickly silence end here, my friend. This thread is a testimony to the need for communication, truth, and reconciliation.
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Owen Bawn
Garden party cupcake scented
Some men hate Arko, while other men hate Arko haters. Personally, I love the haters but I hate the hate.
rbscebu
Girls call me Makaluod
I have only 4½ sticks of ARKO left, including my current use. Enough for only another 1,556 three-pass face-lathered shaves. The four in storage are vacuum packed to help return their delicate scent.
Due to their use-by date, I have to be careful about when I buy some more ARKO sticks. Should I freeze those sticks that are in storage?
Due to their use-by date, I have to be careful about when I buy some more ARKO sticks. Should I freeze those sticks that are in storage?
I see...
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Owen Bawn
Garden party cupcake scented
My last Arko purchase was in the autumn of 2016 and the soap is just fine. I have 6 full sticks left. I just store it in its red box in a closet. The scent is fresh and strong
I have many pucks of old Williams soap, most of which are over 40 years old, and some of which are more than 75 years old. The scent is gone, but the soap is perfect.
rbscebu
Girls call me Makaluod
ARKO has a use-by date of seven years from date of manufacture. Your 2016 soap should be good to about 2023. After that, it turns into Derby.
I have a few new thread ideas for you…
Arko Sharko? meh…. how about these?
Arko Marco (Arko shave with our man in Italy)
Arko Barko (Arko shave with your dog)
Arko Harko (Christmas Arko theme… Hark the herald angels… it’s festive!)
Arko Narco (Arko shaves whilst watching Narcos on Netflix)
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Owen Bawn
Garden party cupcake scented
Our objective at present is to get this thread to 1000 posts. Creating other Arko based threads might divert energy and nonsense from that effort. Perhaps we will consider expansion and diversification in the spring.
Doesn't opps
How do I delete all of my posts from this thread? That should drop you down a couple of hun.
I would personally consider placing them in suspended animation until the year 3034 for the Tralfamadorians to find and enjoy them. Of course, they already have....
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