For a second I thought it was a joke, but it's a real product. 
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One of the dumbest shaving-related products I've ever seen
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You would be surprised by how many people buy stuff like that
lol
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You would be surprised by how many people buy stuff like that
I know, I just googled it and it has a lot of reviews. I guess it doesn't work very well though.
The fact that you have to hold it in your mouth is absurd
And what if you have an uneven bite? Then your goatee will be crooked
Build it and they will come. I can see people using this, I mean just look how sharp those guys' goatees are. When you need to get the club in a hurry so you can fist pump, you may not have enough time to try and shave your goatee straight or even. Or what if you are cross eyed or something and cannot see too straight, this makes getting that sharp as a blade goatee you have always wanted but were afraid to try.
no comment 
They all looked sooooo enthusiastic...
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You're joking, right? If you're so obsessed or lazy that you need a "template" for your goatee, maybe you shouldn't even wear one.
Seriously, ***? The guy who uses the product looks like he shaves the little cut outs in his goatee, anyway--so is there a goatee saver that has little holes in it so he can shave there? Does anyone have issues avoiding their goat-beard while shaving? Not really a problem for me.
Anyway, excellent pickup Antares. Thanks for posting. I'm still shaking my head
Anyway, excellent pickup Antares. Thanks for posting. I'm still shaking my head
Kudos to the guy who is making money on it. "There's a sucker born every minute" (PT Barnum).
Haha that was the funniest thing
I've typed and deleted about ten statements. I think my inability to articulate what I'm thinking says it all...Or that I need to buy a Goatee Saver!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NonChRlp7Eg
In the review you get to see it in action. No babes, though.
In the review you get to see it in action. No babes, though.
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City of Gotham, I have the shaving tool you need.
That will be the muttonchop saver. It costs more.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NonChRlp7Eg
In the review you get to see it in action. No babes, though.
Not surprised that guy is using an electric shaver. I cracked up when he started mowing his face with that goofy thing in his mouth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NonChRlp7Eg
In the review you get to see it in action. No babes, though.
Oh god his voice 
This is exactly where my mind went when they show him using it.
I have a goatee, and I have always shaved it by eye. You mean there's a tool I can use to do it right? I'll bet that's exactly why I'm not getting the girls like that guy in the ad.
No wait, that's because I'm already married.
Nevermind.
No wait, that's because I'm already married.
Nevermind.
