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Nuts, Im one of THOSE guys (Veg)

So thanks to a member (who apparently doesnt like me) he offered to ship me a sample of Veg so i could finally see what all the hubub was about,... his sample size, yeah it was a 3/4 full bottle of the stuff... i let it sit in the den for a few hours while i napped when i finally decided it was time to see

I twisted the cap to take a whiff of the bottle,.... whowsa, this stuff just burned out the hairs in my nostrils, my cat a floor up began to go nuts eventually making his way to me where he snuck up and bit me in the back of the calf muscle, resulting in me dropping the full bottle and passing out from the fumes knocking my head of the sink,

Thank goodness for me i was prepared and phoned a safety friend who was on the other end of the phone incase of emergency ready to act, but the scent was so strong even he could pick it up a black away... in a panic he ran into street trying to stop the first car who passed causing him to swirve and crash into a power wire pole knocking the power out for 8 city blocks, causing a surge of power back to the nuclear power plant causing another north american black out'

Or at least this is what i thought was supposed to happen when you first try the veg

what actually happened was after i smelled off the bottle i thought it smelled a bit off, but some of the veg that found its way up into the cap leaked down onto my fingers so i thought what the hey, i rubbed into onto my hands... it smelled like fresh flowers

a few moments later it picked up what i could smell as a bit of orange zest and a flowery scent,... this stuff aint all that bad

awwww crap, I'm a weirdo

one of them guys who likes the Veg,... It appears i have been selected, and may not partake in making fun of its funny odour after all, which was the only reason i really wanted to try it

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I also got an R41 on borrow from Randy, hopefully it wont disappoint and it will hack up my face so i can have fun with that
keeping my fingers crossed :001_tt2:

Thanks Randy
 
You poor poor man. I warned you of the possible permanent damage to your sense of smell, but no you had to risk it. Ah well, better you than me. And your welcome...I guess...lol
 
I'm intrigued!?!
I have seen various posts regarding the Veg and wondered what all the hype was about. Thank you James for posting a photo of this infamous elixir.
My AD is coaxing me to get some ... is it really as distinctive as described?
Damn you enablers, the whole bunch of you :drool:
 
off the bottle top, its uhhh unique... applied to the skin its very different, and opinions on the matter vary from one end to the other and every place inbetween at all points
 
The Veg got inside your head, man. Without even opening the bottle, it has this power. It wanted you to be scared, it challenged you to open the bottle and it won. The Veg knows us, it knows our fears. It is not a simple aftershave, oh no, it is a sentient being hell-bent on taking over our shaving experience, nay, THE WORLD! This is why I refuse to be in the same room as it.

J/k :001_tt2:...I just think it smells like cat pee...that is evil enough


I twisted the cap to take a whiff of the bottle,.... whowsa, this stuff just burned out the hairs in my nostrils, my cat a floor up began to go nuts eventually making his way to me where he snuck up and bit me in the back of the calf muscle, resulting in me dropping the full bottle and passing out from the fumes knocking my head of the sink,

Thank goodness for me i was prepared and phoned a safety friend who was on the other end of the phone incase of emergency ready to act, but the scent was so strong even he could pick it up a black away... in a panic he ran into street trying to stop the first car who passed causing him to swirve and crash into a power wire pole knocking the power out for 8 city blocks, causing a surge of power back to the nuclear power plant causing another north american black out'
 
J/k :001_tt2:...I just think it smells like cat pee...that is evil enough

see, YOU SEE, thats the kind of joke i wanted to make, thats all a little harmless cat pee joke, just wanted to try it so i could make such statements,... now I cant, the whole thing is hog wash
 
The Veg got inside your head, man. Without even opening the bottle, it has this power. It wanted you to be scared, it challenged you to open the bottle and it won. The Veg knows us, it knows our fears. It is not a simple aftershave, oh no, it is a sentient being hell-bent on taking over our shaving experience, nay, THE WORLD! This is why I refuse to be in the same room as it.

J/k :001_tt2:...I just think it smells like cat pee...that is evil enough

Perhaps there is truth to the saying "curiosity killed the cat" :blink:.
I will direct my AD elsewhere for now ... cat pee me no likee!
 
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