I'm about to head out for the Christmas break and may not be able to stop in until after the 25th, so I wanted to post these two items:
Since I rarely see anything like a "winter wonderland," I've written my own lyrics to that song:
"Later on, we'll perspire -- 'Is that A/C? Turn it higher!'
We drive and we grump
O'er potholes and bumps,
Sweating in a sticky swampy land!"
And my version of Rudolph:
"Rudolph the Sweat-Soaked Reindeer
Oozed onto Santa's bench;
And if you ever smelled him,
You would surely say, 'What a stench!' "
". . . Then one soggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
'Rudolph, with your sweat so thick,
'Take a bath! You make me sick!'
Then all the reindeer dunked him,
And scrubbed and really made him gleam;
Rudolph the Once-Foul Reindeer --
You've never seen an *** so clean!"
An early Merry Christmas to everyone at Badger and Blade!