One of the vendors is offering a discount to B&B members for Simpson brushes. The ones available are smaller than I generally like but the prices were pretty good, so it happened again...........
SWMBO will disown me soon. I wonder if that could be a court-recorded cause for divorce:
Lawyer for the plaintiff:
"Your Honour, the plaintiff alleges that the defendant would compulsively purchase...shaving brushes. Yes, I've read that right. [plaintiff tugs at sleeve of lawyer]. Sorry, your Honour, I'm also reminded to mention that this intolerable condition of packages arriving at all hours like owls in a Harry Potter movie was exacerbated by the compulsive purchase of shaving soaps, creams, conditioners, aftershaves....your Honour, we may have to break here for an assessment of mental competency in the defendant.
Judge: So ordered. Let's break for lunch."
I'm dead.
By the way, an Emperor 1, Keyhole 2 and Beaufort 1 inbound
Chris
SWMBO will disown me soon. I wonder if that could be a court-recorded cause for divorce:
Lawyer for the plaintiff:
"Your Honour, the plaintiff alleges that the defendant would compulsively purchase...shaving brushes. Yes, I've read that right. [plaintiff tugs at sleeve of lawyer]. Sorry, your Honour, I'm also reminded to mention that this intolerable condition of packages arriving at all hours like owls in a Harry Potter movie was exacerbated by the compulsive purchase of shaving soaps, creams, conditioners, aftershaves....your Honour, we may have to break here for an assessment of mental competency in the defendant.
Judge: So ordered. Let's break for lunch."
I'm dead.
By the way, an Emperor 1, Keyhole 2 and Beaufort 1 inbound

Chris