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To be on your best behavior.

I've been making my list, and a couple of you are awfully close to getting coal in your stocking this year. Except for you jmallen5. You're way past coal buddy, nothing but reindeer poop for you.
 

Mike H

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What!... already?

I need two more weeks, then I will be good.

On a positive note, I did not shoot my eye out, nor do I know what happened to Mrs. MacGillicutty's window.
 
To be on your best behavior.

I've been making my list, and a couple of you are awfully close to getting coal in your stocking this year. Except for you jmallen5. You're way past coal buddy, nothing but reindeer poop for you.
Good, I like reindeer poop, it's my favorite kind of poop. Nothing grows tomatoes like good old reindeer poop. Who let you out in September anyways? Cripes, I haven't even finished hiding the Easter eggs yet!
 
I thought this was too early as well, but then I realized that this post was made after this years Christmas Cheer came out so if anything it's well timed.
 
To be on your best behavior.

I've been making my list, and a couple of you are awfully close to getting coal in your stocking this year. Except for you jmallen5. You're way past coal buddy, nothing but reindeer poop for you.

Good, I like reindeer poop, it's my favorite kind of poop. Nothing grows tomatoes like good old reindeer poop. Who let you out in September anyways? Cripes, I haven't even finished hiding the Easter eggs yet!

Great! I have been saving reindeer poop all year with the hopes of finding some good little boy or girl that deserves it for Christmas! Jason, look for a BIG box to arrive on your doorstep this Winter...it may or may not be on fire. I don't know what Santa is bringing you for Christmas, but I will be gathering up some special surprises for you in the coming months.

We also have two dogs so I cannot guarantee 100% pure grass fed reindeer.
 
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