Jokes that make you groan

[noodles hovar]

Son: "I'd like you to meet my imaginary girlfriend."
Dad: "You know, you could do better."
Son: "Thanks, Dad."
Dad: "I was talking to your girlfriend."

 

[luvmysuper]

Gents,
Over the past few weeks, jokes and pictures have been getting more and more risque.
No one individual is responsible, but the number of improper posts has been increasing and the period between them has been decreasing.
We're closing this thread to clean house. We'll try to get it back open next week.
If such posts continue, folks will find themselves barred from the Barbershop.
We don't want to close the joke threads permanently.
We can be funny without using inappropriate innuendo, words or pictures.

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[luvmysuper]

Cleaned up and open.

If you have any doubt whatsoever about whether you should post something here - then DON'T


See post #2902

 

[ruckin]

I have a UDP joke but I am not sure you would get it.

 

[DEgeezer]

I have a fear of large buildings. It’s a complex, complex, complex.

 

[Eric_75]

 

[rockviper]

If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonald’s Farm.

 

[emwolf]

Flat earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself

 

[Ankerwycke]

My wife said: ‘Shall I put the kettle on?’
I said: ‘Ok, but it won’t go with that skirt.’