In the Year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find: Gillette's new and improved shaving system "The Gillette Pro Fusion Sabre Shaver. for guaranteed close shaves. Only $49.95 with replacement Sabre Packages starting at $1.2 Million
in your choice of
SkyWalker Blue
Vadar Red
Windu Purple
Yoda Green
and for the Retro Straight Razor crowd
The Darth Maul Double Edge Sabre Shaver
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find: Gillette's new and improved shaving system "The Gillette Pro Fusion Sabre Shaver. for guaranteed close shaves. Only $49.95 with replacement Sabre Packages starting at $1.2 Million
in your choice of
SkyWalker Blue
Vadar Red
Windu Purple
Yoda Green
and for the Retro Straight Razor crowd
The Darth Maul Double Edge Sabre Shaver