I'm Not Worthy

[firehydrant]

So, my bottle of “Pinaud Lilac Vegetal After Shave Lotion” finally arrives.
I finish up a DFS and splash some on.
I stifle a cough and wait for it to settle down.
It doesn’t.
It doesn’t wash off either.
My wife is happy to have me spend the rest of the day outdoors working in the South pasture.

I am not among “The Chosen.”

Anyone interested in a 99.8% full 6 oz. bottle of “Veg” may PM me and I will forward it to you at my expense.

This week: “Pinaud Virgin Island Bay Rum Aftershave.”

 

[RichGem]

Count yourself lucky that you were not chosen. Ceiling Cat has blessed you and if you send me that bottle, we will never speak again.

 

[firehydrant]

We have a challenger who wishes to test his worthiness.
If he fails the test he too will PIF "The Veg."
I pray cOry is a better man than I.

 

[c0ry]

Yes! I am next to try to pull the Veg from the Stone.

If this doesn't work for me, I will PIF it to another member. Thanks Eddie for letting me give this stuff a chance.

 

[WinstonSmith]

I work with a woman who smells like body odor and cat pee.

She doesn't think she stinks. I wonder if she'd like the veg.

 

[Omnichron]

I'll take one for the team. sign me up

 

[Wingnut]

I work with a woman who smells like body odor and cat pee.

She doesn't think she stinks. I wonder if she'd like the veg.

Why do you assume she's not already using it?!

 

[HoratioCaine]

I work with a woman who smells like body odor and cat pee. She doesn't think she stinks.

So I take it someone has already spoken to her about it? I'm curious to know how that conversation went.

 

[WinstonSmith]

So I take it someone has already spoken to her about it? I'm curious to know how that conversation went.

Denial is not only a river in Egypt.

 

[HoratioCaine]

Denial is not only a river in Egypt.

I'm trying to imagine how the subject was broached in the first place.

"Say, female co-worker, how would you describe your natural body scent? Would you say you smell like (a) body odor and cat pee, (b) lilac and vegetables, (c) trick question, because (a) and (b) are the same thing, or (d) fresh as a daisy?"

 

[Scott0079]

I work with a woman who smells like body odor and cat pee.

She doesn't think she stinks. I wonder if she'd like the veg.

I believe that she has placed her aroma into a bottle and the veg was born.

 

[c0ry]

This stuff is not for me, either. Thanks to Eddie for letting me try it. I posted over in the PIF section about passing it along.