I PIF to you all a song.

[amishmotorboat]

If your New has lost its glow
Or if you're too ashamed to show off your Hoffritz..
Puttin' on the Flitz

Take Old Types or seven day
sets of used straights or Tuckaway or an Eclipse..
Puttin' on the Flitz

Cleaner fumes have got you in a stupor
Tryin' hard to shine up that old Cooper (or your Super)

Come let's fix those old Big Fellows
and those Techs and fogged and yellow-ed case lids..
Puttin' on the Flitz

Have you seen the dried up goo?
It got in the knurling too
eBay price may not be fair
but for free they'll throw in hair!
Aristocrats and old cracked collars
Diplomats and Million Dollars
Spending all your time
For a wonderful shine.

 

[kjparker]

Someone has way too much time on their hands!

 

[amishmotorboat]

Heh. I was working some simichrome into the knurling of a ranger tech and it just started coming to me.

 

[Zephyr]

Have no words!

 

[LiveOak]

Now make a youtube video of the song...Young Frankenstein style!

 

[amishmotorboat]

Not sure why Flitz came to mind, since I wasn't using it.
A more obvious direction for the mind to wander would have been Simon and Garfunkel.

"I got a FILTERED camera..."
"Mods please don't take my Simichrome away."