Santa see's that you have asked for Bacon flavored "brown Leaf"! My Elves report that the bacon variety is out of stock! What else do you have on your Christmas list?
Ho ho ho jmallen5
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Sneaky elves probably kept it for themselves. I'm a fan of VA's, VA/Per's and Grousemoore, none of which I am hurting for. I'd like just about anything pipe related, so long as it's not an English blend. I am a fan of surprises, so I'll leave it up you Santa.
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Donner and Blitzen just told me they think it was a pouch of actual bacon you were asking for..........
they soak tobacco in whisky,... im sure bacon grease could be used,... if santa could soak it Jason would smoke it
literally
literally
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Do you recognize one of Santa's favorite songs?
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
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I've heard that once or twice.
I'm fresh out of "White Lightnin' BTW
Another one of Santa's favorites!
Well in North Carolina, way back in the hills
Me and my old pappy had a hand in a still
We brewed white lightnin' 'til the sun went down
Then he'd fill him a jug and he'd pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'
Well enough about Santa's favorite music, but white lightening flavored tobacco..... Now that's something!
What else is Jason interested in this year! After doing some research on B&B, Santa see's that Jason is always around to lend a helping hand to his fellow B&Bers! Is it only tobacco? What type of hardware are you interested in?
Remember.... I'm always watching!!
Oh I'm always a sucker for a tamper or a lighter, pouches, etc. It's hard to say, I don't really need anything, but I like everything.
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HO HO HO Jason. After some very deep thought on what you have earned this year via good gentlemenly behavior Santa has made a decision and the elves are hard at work, HO HO HO.....
Just remember Santa will continue to keep a watchful eye on you.
Just remember Santa will continue to keep a watchful eye on you.
Woo hoo!
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Ho Ho Ho! The Elves are almost complete! The first package they put together for you was unsatisfactory and it had to be sent to the land of misfit toys! Fear not Jason, they are at it again and I am confident they will get it right this time!
i will see you soon!
Ho Ho Ho
i will see you soon!
Ho Ho Ho
Sweet!
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HO HO HO
it seems as if my reindeer have gotten lost in the hills of Oklahoma! How in the name of Saint Nick do I obtain your address?
it seems as if my reindeer have gotten lost in the hills of Oklahoma! How in the name of Saint Nick do I obtain your address?
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Santa is getting confused..... The brain fart has passed Jason, fear not I have re checked my big red book and your package will be enroute on Monday!
Santa
I was gonna say, if you got lost in the hills around here, you need better reindeer!
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A package arrived today from Santa! Wooo!
So do you just grind your whole box down, and stuff it into a pipe ?
Heck no, boxes get reused for future PIF'ing, paybacks and whatnot. Now the packing peanuts/paper, that'll probably go up in smoke.
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