going to go shave with my arko. it smells so nice! not crazy about the lather though. i mean,,, it's no williams!
for those who dont know what trolling is.
- Thread starter goatee
- Start date
Funny. Until I asked my kids, I thought trolling meant lurking on forums without participating.going to go shave with my arko. it smells so nice! not crazy about the lather though. i mean,,, it's no williams!
BTW, you are right about Arko, it's no Williams!
For some reason I see people use it every now and then... gives me a good laugh
Be sure to finish up with THE VEG! Oh!! and be sure to use a Derby blade. Here, fishy, fishy fishy. Come to papa.
There's nothing and I mean nothing, that shaves better than a Gillette Fusion. Not a straight, DE or even a barber can shave as close as 5 blades. 5 blades! Shaving with anything other than a Fusion is barbaric, IMHO. Give up the DE's, straights, gimmicky soaps and those hairy, smelly brushes. Why do you think Gillette stopped making those old products? Because they don't work and without tons of practice, you'll slice your face off! Get into the "New" (subliminal) way of shaving and don't look back. 
- Thread starter
- #7
lol!!! truthfully, i cant stand trolls. i speak to people online just as i would if i were there in front of their face. but for the sake of humor,,, lets see what you can come up with.
(for the record, online trolling is commenting something for the sole purpose of aggravating someone else)
"my mach 3 with 5 blades is 5 times better than your stupid dovo straight razor".
(for the record, online trolling is commenting something for the sole purpose of aggravating someone else)
"my mach 3 with 5 blades is 5 times better than your stupid dovo straight razor".
- Thread starter
- #8
Electric. On a skin as dry as possible. What else?
thats not fair. i shaved this way for years before i found this site.
thats not fair. i shaved this way for years before i found this site.
And I thought I was the only one to do such a thing.
You guys are in rare fourm. This thread has made my day. I cannot add to the thread I can only agree with so many of you.
Electric. On a skin as dry as possible. What else?
No, one HAS to have Old spice Pre electric shave oil. That's the REAL deal for the MAN. None of this throwback sissy razor shaving stuff one has to get with the modern times and electric is where it's at.
This thread made my night. 
Real men are off the grid, none of that wimpy electric stuff. We firmly grasp an enraged beaver by the throat and let it chip away. In fact we real men don't even need a mirror. Forget styptic. Real men stop weepers with a red hot poker.No, one HAS to have Old spice Pre electric shave oil. That's the REAL deal for the MAN. None of this throwback sissy razor shaving stuff one has to get with the modern times and electric is where it's at.
I mentioned before in a different thread on the subject my delight with the "Troll Quotes" meme.
In essence - take a picture of a famous character, a quote from a different famous character, and attribute it to a third famous character.
When done right, it's quite funny. My understanding is that they were originally posted to get a rise out of fans.
In essence - take a picture of a famous character, a quote from a different famous character, and attribute it to a third famous character.
When done right, it's quite funny. My understanding is that they were originally posted to get a rise out of fans.
Almost fell off the couch I was laughing so hard!
Ooooooooh I needed this thread right about now. Ha! Thank you! And by the way, oldbluelight, weasles are where it's at. Frank Zappa even had an album dedicated to weasle shaving. You guys rock.
But there's the super-secret rule that it is not trolling if you use YMMV somewhere in the troll...err post.
Only perverts or newbies (but i repeat myself) like Cremo. Products that don't lather are not to be trusted and dating back to ancient times a sign of the devil...P&G. I tried Cremo once and it was uber duper atrocious [no further details given]. The best part of the free tube was throwing it into the wastebasket and then throwing my wastebasket into the dumpster and setting the dumpster on fire. you should quit shaving or just accept that you should switch to motor oil and a broken beer bottle for your shaving needs...of course YMMV.
Only perverts or newbies (but i repeat myself) like Cremo. Products that don't lather are not to be trusted and dating back to ancient times a sign of the devil...P&G. I tried Cremo once and it was uber duper atrocious [no further details given]. The best part of the free tube was throwing it into the wastebasket and then throwing my wastebasket into the dumpster and setting the dumpster on fire. you should quit shaving or just accept that you should switch to motor oil and a broken beer bottle for your shaving needs...of course YMMV.
OldSaw
The wife's investment
What kind of trolling motor are you guys using? I have an old Mariner transom mount that still works pretty well.
