To be a contender for a Darwin Award, one must die or sterilize oneself. The vast majority of contenders and winners just happen to have done the former.
Since this guy claims that manscaping is fair game for Fire Shaving, I'm gonna go ahead and say he'll end up in the latter category. Or he'll end up in the burn ward telling the doctors a very awkward story. As a close friend of mine once said, "Don't ever do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."