Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!

[DFrancis]

I've edited the OP's post a bit so we can have a little clarity on this thread. This is to serve a repository for all thing Chuck Norris. Share your favorite quotes, jokes (keep it clean) and pics or anything that is related to the greatness that is Chuck Norris!!

Action Jeans

 

[Walker]

Before the Boogyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't do Push-Ups, He pushes the Earth down

 

[DFrancis]

Chuck Norris autograph

 

[danparker77]

"They say Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard, only another fist!"

 

[JPDyson]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Walker]

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out...and then roundhouse kicked them through an oldsmobile

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls



http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[sol92258]

ahh, yes, another epicwin fan!

and yes, I had a pair of those jeans when I was younger....

 

[Spivey]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

 

[azmark]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

I heard he just finished backwards.......underwater.
And he paused at 1 and did this...

 

[DFrancis]

THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS!

 

[azmark]

I finally found out the meaning of the Clown House (besides bacon) is:

 

[azmark]

I tried....and failed.

 

[DFrancis]

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

 

[DFrancis]

 

[danparker77]

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[Luc]

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe.

Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!"

The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness.

Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

 

[big1096]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[Pioneer]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[DFrancis]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar promptly exploded because one room cannot contain that much awesomeness.