So I went to the grocery store to get some things as per my weekly chore, and happened across the shaving section. Out of curiosity I decided to revisit the classic scents by opening the bottles and taking whiffs. I got to the Brut(which I have never worn, btw) and squeezed the bottle a bit to get a whiff. Well apparently they fill the damn thing to the top, literally. I got a nose and mouthful of "The Essence of Man". Needless to say I stood there cursing and drooling for a minute or two
....but that is beside the point of this post.
After completing my shopping I went home and returned to my normal home routine(plopped my rear on the couch, first of all...) I was approached by our un-spayed(make a difference in this instance?) cat, who usually abhors my presence(wife will testify to this.) She proceeded to enter my personal space and rub all over my face and neck until I got annoyed and shoved her off of the couch, to which she responded by peeing on my shoe literally right in front of me.
My dog(also female, but fixed; pit/boxer mix), who is always in my face because I love her more than the 2 cats and let her get away with anything, smelled my face and did the following: Head down, tail between the legs, and curled up by feet at the other end of the couch.
My question is this(sorry if this offends anyone, hope I'm not breaking the rules): WHAT IN THE HELL?!
Any thoughts?
-Dane
p.s.- Have to buy some and test it on SWMBO. Fortunately she currently has a cold and can't smell anything, so I didn't have to deal with three strange things happening tonight. By the way, she got the cold from me, which I still had two hours ago, right up until I accidentally did a Brut Snooter. Now apparently I can breathe again.
....but that is beside the point of this post.After completing my shopping I went home and returned to my normal home routine(plopped my rear on the couch, first of all...) I was approached by our un-spayed(make a difference in this instance?) cat, who usually abhors my presence(wife will testify to this.) She proceeded to enter my personal space and rub all over my face and neck until I got annoyed and shoved her off of the couch, to which she responded by peeing on my shoe literally right in front of me.
My dog(also female, but fixed; pit/boxer mix), who is always in my face because I love her more than the 2 cats and let her get away with anything, smelled my face and did the following: Head down, tail between the legs, and curled up by feet at the other end of the couch.My question is this(sorry if this offends anyone, hope I'm not breaking the rules): WHAT IN THE HELL?!
Any thoughts?
-Dane
p.s.- Have to buy some and test it on SWMBO. Fortunately she currently has a cold and can't smell anything, so I didn't have to deal with three strange things happening tonight. By the way, she got the cold from me, which I still had two hours ago, right up until I accidentally did a Brut Snooter. Now apparently I can breathe again.
OMG...that's hysterical!
