An hidden feature

[Ceri]

My Fatip Grande just arrived, but as I shaved this morning I am restricted to holding it and looking. It feels and looks great but that can only last so long. I have found a hidden feature that promises to keep me entertained for a while.

If the razor is turned upside down, and the opening to hollow handle blown across, the Grande emits a rather piercing whistle.

 

[JaggerDragger]

Great, so now a Fatip is going to be cashed by preppers and survivalists out there! Sounds like a great tool to keep in the wilderness survival kit and it does double duty as it would keep men sane and spirits lifted by staying busy while lost in the wilderness. Spare razor blades would be good too as a cutting implement drastically increases your chances of survival.