An Arko Thread To End All Arko Threads

[merkur59]

Couldn't visit the soap section without tripping over a new arko thread almost everyday.

Thought I'd help the arkomaniacs have a place of their own:

 

[Mick]

All hail Arko... Emperor of the shave kingdom... Ruler of all whiskers...

 

[tlentz]

What is this ARKO that you speak of?

 

[Mick]

What is this ARKO that you speak of?

Lather of the gods.... Ruler of all soap.... Master of the brush.... The all mighty Arko....

 

[Haggises]

It's very nice-a.
But we already got one.

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/285560-Cult-of-Arko

 

[tlentz]

Lather of the gods.... Ruler of all soap.... Master of the brush.... The all mighty Arko....

I've tried it and loved it, unfortunately I had a fellow B&B'er that lives near me so I cut off a chunk and now I'm at the bottom of the stick.

 

[Rudy Vey]

Great! We have 6 Arko threads on the front page, what a great advertisement for this great soap!!

 

[ronwell]

Great! We have 6 Arko threads on the front page, what a great advertisement for this great soap!!

Before you know it, there will probably be an Arko Sub-Forum.

 

[KodiakAttack]

I've seen that ARKO is now available in TUBS!

 

[slim62]

What a teaser thread...I thought maybe they announced Arko was being dis-continued.

 

[talibeard]

It must be so hard on the Arko-haters that every time they post they make things worse for themselves.....

@merkur25; have you ever thought about getting your user-name changed to Don Quichot? It seems to suit you!

 

[franz]

Good effort mate.

But no, just no.

 

[cb91710]

I've seen that ARKO is now available in TUBS!

 

[chilliman64]

kneel at the alter of Arko and give thanks non-believers (Arkotheists???)

 

[oldtrout]

An Arko Thread To End All Arko Threads

I wish this thread great success!

 

[aimsport]

Sniff... sniff.... What's that smell?

 

[hsbbs04]

Sniff... sniff.... What's that smell?

Awesomeness

 

[KodiakAttack]

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Indeed, that's it. Love the scuttle! Is it a dirtybird?

 

[striker6]

Is that Arko in the tub for real? If so... where is it available online?

 

[oldbluelight]

Yes, it's cheap and lathers thick - but it doesn't fill your bank account, impress your boss or seduce beautiful women. It's a freakin' shaving soap.

It would be nice to see a moratorium on Arko threads and this genuinely would be the Arko thread that ends them all, soon.

There are certain types of threads that irritate me as well but, because I didn't pay for the privilege of joining this forum, I take the easy way out and read them no farther than the title. Just relax. It's all in the spirit of revelry.
It'd take quite a while to empty your bank account at two bucks a pop which is almost as good as filling it. I don't have a boss right now. Well, on second thought, maybe I do and if she caught me seducing beautiful women my next shave would be performed by a mortician. Hell, even if I didn't get caught I'd probably have a heart attack and if I didn't I'd probably come down with amnesia or be sued by that beautiful woman for fraud.