It hurts because it's true. 
I'm trying to have a sense of humor about it.
Simple Shave of Fate
He texted her with a note so gay
Saying the Arko had arrived that day
And he remembered that she did say that she wanted to learn
To avoid more razor burn with a little chromium plate
Could he teach her the simple shave of fate?
Excited, she did respond
Of her cartridges she was not fond
And for that Arko scent she longed to tingle in her nose
Could he give her one of those, and soon theyd have a date
To walk her through a simple shave of fate?
He prepped for her a shaving kit
With blades and razors and the whole bit
And placed right in the center of it the Turkish soap hed bought
His heart had well been caught, like a slider at home plate
And looked forward to the simple shave of fate
As the evening turned to gloom
He had cleaned his little bathroom
For the task that hed assume, to shave her pretty legs
Hed always liked her pegs, and was thrilled to be the mate
Who could teach her the simple shave of fate
They sat together underneath the fan
When she arrived to see her man
She was ready for the plan, and pleased to see the mug
Filled with all her stuff hed picked out from his spate
Of hard and software for a simple shave of fate
He gently lathered up her right
With that big boar brush, I remember bright
And slowly started with a light and solicitous touch
Told her never press too much, let the razor head dictate
How to angle for a simple shave of fate
When he finished with her thigh
He looked up at her in the eye
And asked if she would like to try, and handed her the tool
She put her left up on the stool and lathered it up straight
And gave herself a perfect shave of fate
The shaving done, she left him flat
Broke his heart like a scuttle that
Had been knocked over by the cat; he hadnt seen it come
That she would leave him all undone just when hed felt so great
To introduce her to the simple shave of fate
He hears the stillness of the air
He wouldnt see her anywhere
And wonders if he should even care that it all ended like this
Or that after her goodbye kiss, she walked out of the gate
With all her gifts for a simple shave of fate
People tell me its a crime
To care too much for too long a time
She should have caught me in my prime, she might have stayed with me
But satisfaction I still see that a convert I did make
To the ways of the simple shave of fate
I'm trying to have a sense of humor about it.Simple Shave of Fate
He texted her with a note so gay
Saying the Arko had arrived that day
And he remembered that she did say that she wanted to learn
To avoid more razor burn with a little chromium plate
Could he teach her the simple shave of fate?
Excited, she did respond
Of her cartridges she was not fond
And for that Arko scent she longed to tingle in her nose
Could he give her one of those, and soon theyd have a date
To walk her through a simple shave of fate?
He prepped for her a shaving kit
With blades and razors and the whole bit
And placed right in the center of it the Turkish soap hed bought
His heart had well been caught, like a slider at home plate
And looked forward to the simple shave of fate
As the evening turned to gloom
He had cleaned his little bathroom
For the task that hed assume, to shave her pretty legs
Hed always liked her pegs, and was thrilled to be the mate
Who could teach her the simple shave of fate
They sat together underneath the fan
When she arrived to see her man
She was ready for the plan, and pleased to see the mug
Filled with all her stuff hed picked out from his spate
Of hard and software for a simple shave of fate
He gently lathered up her right
With that big boar brush, I remember bright
And slowly started with a light and solicitous touch
Told her never press too much, let the razor head dictate
How to angle for a simple shave of fate
When he finished with her thigh
He looked up at her in the eye
And asked if she would like to try, and handed her the tool
She put her left up on the stool and lathered it up straight
And gave herself a perfect shave of fate
The shaving done, she left him flat
Broke his heart like a scuttle that
Had been knocked over by the cat; he hadnt seen it come
That she would leave him all undone just when hed felt so great
To introduce her to the simple shave of fate
He hears the stillness of the air
He wouldnt see her anywhere
And wonders if he should even care that it all ended like this
Or that after her goodbye kiss, she walked out of the gate
With all her gifts for a simple shave of fate
People tell me its a crime
To care too much for too long a time
She should have caught me in my prime, she might have stayed with me
But satisfaction I still see that a convert I did make
To the ways of the simple shave of fate
