I've received a PIF from Seraphim before so I'll stay out of this to make sure everyone else has a chance but wanted to say congrats on the 7K posts. And since it seems like you aren't going to get banned on here for your Gold Dollar comments I'll see if I can find something else that will get you in trouble!
Ho...Hoor...Hoor-eh? Yeah no! Glad the Gold Dollar is what got you here and all, but don't count me in. I think I would just die if I got a better shave from "that thing" over my razors lol!!
7000 posts! Assume that you spend at least 3 minutes reading and typing in order to get said post out. Thats 21,000 minutes. Divide that by 60 to get hours and one gets 350 hours. Divide that by 24 to get it to days 14.58!
Dang bro! 7000 posts = two weeks straight worth oh posting!! You are an institution!