17 steps to a perfect turkey

[Mink]

17 Ways To Cook A Turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out

 

[icedoverfire]

- ice

 

[DFrancis]

If you add the steps to brine the turkey you can get a few more drinks in.

 

[mretzloff]

If you add the steps to brine the turkey you can get a few more drinks in.

I like the way you think.

 

[_JP_]

Wait a minute. Football has to fit in there somehow.

 

[RichGem]

17 Ways To Cook A Turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out

lol, Reminds me of Rabidpotatochip's "How to wrap a present with a cat in the house" or something close to that.

If you add the steps to brine the turkey you can get a few more drinks in.

Wouldn't that make the turkey pre-pickled? Come to think of it, pre-pickled is not a bad approach to some family holidays.