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[Swampfox]

Dear Skkloh,

Where is Skklog and what have you done with him?

Finally! Someone who realizes the difference between the two!

 

[DFrancis]

Finally! Someone who realizes the difference between the two!

How long before somebody creates an account for Skkloh and starts answering questions? (here's your chance lurkers)

 

[Swampfox]

How long before somebody creates an account for Skkloh and starts answering questions? (here's your chance lurkers)

 

[OldSaw]

Dear Skklog,

How does one draw a straight line on a sphere?

Sincerely,
Curving to the Right

 

[DFrancis]

Dear Skklob,

do you exist too?

 

[damooshki]

Dear Skklog,

I also posed this question in the Chuck Norris thread, but was hoping you could shed some light as well.

Can Chuck Norris punch himself so hard that he injures or kills himself?

Thanks,
Jake

 

[soapbox]

Dear Skklog,

I also posed this question in the Chuck Norris thread, but was hoping you could shed some light as well.

Can Chuck Norris punch himself so hard that he injures or kills himself?

Thanks,
Jake

Chuck Norris shaves by roundhouse kicking himself in the face. If that doesn't injure him...I'm pretty sure he isn't strong enough to hurt himself. (or maybe he's too smart to hurt himself).

 

[RichGem]

Dear Skklog,

I also posed this question in the Chuck Norris thread, but was hoping you could shed some light as well.

Can Chuck Norris punch himself so hard that he injures or kills himself?

Thanks,
Jake

Isn't that kinda like dividing by zero?

 

[damooshki]

Chuck Norris shaves by roundhouse kicking himself in the face. If that doesn't injure him...I'm pretty sure he isn't strong enough to hurt himself. (or maybe he's too smart to hurt himself).

If he could, I don't think he would. But can he?

 

[gollum83]

Isn't that kinda like dividing by zero?

Speaking of which, what happens when Chuck Norris divides by zero?

 

[Swampfox]

Speaking of which, what happens when Chuck Norris divides by zero?

That which is unspeakable cannot be spoken.

 

[OldSaw]

Isn't that kinda like dividing by zero?

yes

 

[RichGem]

Is this your cat and does he get to use your tea cups?

 

[Swampfox]

 

[blackfoot]

Is this your cat and does he get to use your tea cups?

 

[gollum83]

That which is unspeakable cannot be spoken.

Are you suggesting it's impossible for Chuck Norris to do?

 

[Swampfox]

Are you suggesting it's impossible for Chuck Norris to do?

When he divides be zero, a wormholes appears, CNR jump out of it, kicks Chuck Norris' butt, and drags him into the wormhole.

 

[damooshki]

When he divides be zero, a wormholes appears, CNR jump out of it, kicks Chuck Norris' butt, and drags him into the wormhole.

I'm confused. Who or what is CNR, and where did he/it come from?

 

[Swampfox]

I'm confused. Who or what is CNR, and where did he/it come from?

You had to ask....now you're in trouble....

 

[damooshki]

You had to ask....now you're in trouble....

WOW I had no idea