Ask skklog

[Swampfox]

A: No, just has about as good of a personality.

A: Skkoh is a mistype, you see Ray has big sausage fingers and hits the H beside the G.

That's not what you told me when you gave me that manicure.....

A: No, I would just confuse him

That is probably true.....

Why are you laughing?!

 

[skklog]

That's not what you told me when you gave me that manicure.....

you were such an Interesting.....

Why are you laughing?!

Because it's funny!

 

[Swampfox]

you were such an Interesting.....

Because it's funny!

 

[OldSaw]

A: Because it's not Linux!

 

[OldSaw]

A: Ask rob.

Cool! I finally stumped him.

 

[OldSaw]

Dear Skklog,

It's time to get serious. Every time I cross the Mississippi river I try to think of all the nick names for it, like: the Big Muddy, Old Man River, etc. So please help me and tell me what are the rest of the nick names for the Mississippi river?

Sincerely,
Sincere This Time

 

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

It's time to get serious. Every time I cross the Mississippi river I try to think of all the nick names for it, like: the Big Muddy, Old Man River, etc. So please help me and tell me what are the rest of the nick names for the Mississippi river?

Sincerely,
Sincere This Time

A: I call it Fred.

 

[OldSaw]

A: I call it Fred.

If you only knew how often I say "Fred" when my wife asks me questions like that. Freaky. Another one I frequently use is Jimmy.

 

[Swampfox]

If you only knew how often I say "Fred" when my wife asks me questions like that. Freaky. Another one I frequently use is Jimmy.

Bob, and sometimes Richard.

 

[Intrigued]

Dear Skklog,

It's time to get serious. Every time I cross the Mississippi river I try to think of all the nick names for it, like: the Big Muddy, Old Man River, etc. So please help me and tell me what are the rest of the nick names for the Mississippi river?

Sincerely,
Sincere This Time

A: I call it Fred.

If you only knew how often I say "Fred" when my wife asks me questions like that. Freaky. Another one I frequently use is Jimmy.

Bob, and sometimes Richard.

Usually Richard.

 

[OldSaw]

Dear Skklog,

I am running out of room. What can I do?

Sincerely,
Shrinking Space Cowboy

 

[Swampfox]

Dear Skklog,

I am running out of room. What can I do?

Sincerely,
Shrinking Space Cowboy

Try Drew Carey's diet.

 

[Duckster]

Try Drew Carey's diet.

Beer and hookers?

 

[Swampfox]

Beer and hookers?

Well, that will work, too....look up a recent pic, he lost about 80 pounds, and he says it is due to diet and *gasp* exercise!

 

[DFrancis]

Well, that will work, too....look up a recent pic, he lost about 80 pounds, and he says it is due to diet and *gasp* exercise!

Lies!!!

 

[RichGem]

Well, that will work, too....look up a recent pic, he lost about 80 pounds, and he says it is due to diet and *gasp* exercise!

Oh, and a gastric by-pass.

 

[DFrancis]

Is it just me or does he look like Orville Redenbacher? Congrats to Drew though.

Peter jackson wears his weightloss much better.

 

[Swampfox]

Lies!!!

Oh, and a gastric by-pass.

That works, too.......

Is it just me or does he look like Orville Redenbacher? Congrats to Drew though.

Peter jackson wears his weightloss much better.

Well, he is 50+ now......

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

Dear Skklog,

When night falls, who picks it up?

 

[OldSaw]

Dear Skklog,

When night falls, who picks it up?

...and where does it land?